Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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