I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Rumble strips road head = magical
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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