oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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