Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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