We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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