There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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