the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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