she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Randomize
