haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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