Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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