Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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