: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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