I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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