She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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