Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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