You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
literally had 100 drinks last night.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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