We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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