i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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