Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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