Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
