rhymes with "ouble enetration"
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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