i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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