windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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