just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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