he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
