Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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