Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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