I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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