I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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