literally had 100 drinks last night.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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