It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i already hear my dad disowning me
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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