we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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