I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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