this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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