I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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