maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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