I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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