Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
