WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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