I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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