Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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