also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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