either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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