yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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