And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just cropdusted the office
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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