It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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