We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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