There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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