I hate all girls vehemently.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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