Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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