Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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