i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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