You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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